INSTANT GRATIFICATION CONTACT FORM
If you are not in the mood to play our Contact Us Form games, a standard basic form with no ups and no extras is included below for your immediate curmudgeonly gratification.
If you are not in the mood to play our Contact Us Form games, a standard basic form with no ups and no extras is included below for your immediate curmudgeonly gratification.
Dear Fellow Dog Lover,
Thank you for reaching out to us. We respond to messages and phone calls during business hours when we are not teaching our dogs new tricks.
If, per chance, one of our dogs goes rogue and responds to you before we do, you will know we had way too much time for trick training on our hands. From time to time this can occur, but it is easy to spot because they almost always indicate we accept payment in the form of obscene amounts of dog treats. If you receive this kind of follow-up from us, please disregard and know we will be sending a far less interesting, but more accurate response to you soon.