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I’ve been obsessed with dog portrait and action photography for years, mostly with my own dogs but occasionally for clients brave enough to trust me. I’m passionate about creating show-stopping, tail-wagging, eye-popping images that capture the spirit (and occasional chaos) of our four-legged companions. So... (cue the fanfare music!) I will be officially opening up a limited number of custom photo sessions per year. (Woo Hoo!!!)

But I didn’t want to stop there. I wanted to create tangible products I could genuinely believe in. That led me to develop the SwiftRelease™ Dog Lead + Collar for agility dogs. I am beyond proud of these and believe my fellow dog agility addicts are going to love them.

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